Cosmo
2016-02-20 13:29:53
<`dode> I have a Nexus 5x :(
<`dode> It came with 6.0.1
<`dode> Wifi issues like crazy
* `dode has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Cosmo
2016-02-06 20:31:22
<Strldent> talk about dependency hell... xfce -_-
<CosmoHill> Strldent, try having kids :p
<Strldent> i have 3
<Strldent> well 2
<CosmoHill> you're not sure...
<Strldent> one passed away ......
<spiky_> lol
<spiky_> opps
<CosmoHill> I'm sorry to hear that
<Strldent> its okay
<Strldent> god needed another angel
<lime_> well that got dark fast
<CosmoHill> now it matches the kettle
* lime_ chuckles evily
Cosmo
2016-02-05 16:54:58
<CosmoHill> a customer asked for our shipping address so i figured I either did something really good or something really bad
<cravecode> now he knows where you live
<cravecode> amateur
AdmiralA
2015-11-07 16:48:55
<spinkle> tl;dr meatninja is a pirate
<spinkle> meatninja is somalian QED
<Meatninja> qed?
<spinkle> quod erat demonsratum
<spinkle> it's a typical closing phrase for many types of proofs indicating you reached the end result you intended to show and mentioned as the hypothesis/thesis at the start of the experiment
<spinkle> I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN SMART COMEDY TO SOMEONE WHO HAS THE INTERNET AND ACCESS TO SEARCH ENGINES
Eyess
2015-11-05 18:44:11
<CJKay> I have, quite possibly, the most disgusting room on earth right now purely because I'm so cautious about when I leave it
<CosmoHill> do it now
<CJKay> I'm not there at the moment
<CosmoHill> best time to do it because you can't bump into them
AdmiralA
2015-09-14 17:19:26
<bz> ls
<revoof> Documents Pictures Videos Public Templates Desktop
<bz> sorry 'bout that
<Unihedron> omg
<Unihedron> windows user
<revoof> gnome also creates lots of useless folders
<revoof> else "ls" wouldn't work
<flugsio> that is xdg-user-dirs-update
<AdmiralA> I don't know what's funnier
<AdmiralA> that gnome creates a lot of useless folders rather similar to windows
<AdmiralA> or that flugsio knows exactly which update it is that does just that
Eyess
2015-08-14 23:48:45
<colt> So basically, not only is there no such thing as security
<colt> but if I've spent entirely too long browsing the philosophy pages on gnu.org
<colt> I should probably give up on that whole "freedom" thing too?
AdmiralA
2015-07-15 14:16:12
<CJKay> I hate LDAP with every single cell in my body
<CaptB> What's LDap?
<CJKay> A horrible excuse for sysadmins to demand extra pay
AdmiralA
2015-07-03 10:40:05
<boomernang> ornicar: are you an admin at lichess?
<ornicar> I am lichess
<boomernang> nice
<tobiasvl> "I am lichess" – ornicar
<ornicar> SAY MY NAME
<tobiasvl> o… ornicar
<ornicar> you're goddamn right
Cosmo
2015-05-03 16:47:25
CosmoHill: honestly I'd love to replace all the shit code with sometime
CosmoHill: I like to make everything I touch better than it was before
CosmoHill: or at least not on fire
ciss: that's a solid goal
ElGrotto
2015-01-12 01:29:07
[20:57:12] <SunDwarf> Okay
[20:57:17] <SunDwarf> I have a problem
[20:57:44] <SunDwarf> Does anyone know of a good voicechanger for linux
[20:57:52] <ElGrotto> audacity
[20:58:02] <SunDwarf> it's live voice
[20:58:16] <ElGrotto> there's no such thing as a good live voice changer
[20:58:27] <SunDwarf> well damn
[20:58:29] <ElGrotto> just wait 'til you hit puberty and your problem will solve itself anyways
AdmiralA
2015-01-11 21:27:58
<CosmoHill> the last dungeon I went in had three gimps and a lot of leather
<CosmoHill> but enough about Bristol
AdmiralA
2015-01-10 19:38:25
<spinkle> i am getting ready to start reviewing the win10 tech preview so i grabbed virtual box
<spinkle> and was like, well i guess i can give ubuntu studio a try while i am at it
<spinkle> it installed just fine, except for the fact that, hopefully coincidentally, my router got 100% bricked during the install
<spinkle> i really hope that is not going to happen during other VM installs
AdmiralA
2015-01-10 19:36:56
<spinkle> so i installed an ubuntu vm today
<AdmiralA> who held a gun to your head?
AdmiralA
2014-12-23 18:23:04
<CosmoHill> my kids will be awesome
<SunDwarf> they'll be like me
<CosmoHill> Adopted?
**SunDwarf has left ("Leaving")
Cosmo
2014-11-24 22:48:36
<moaz> Stupid
<moaz> Unidentified
<moaz> Nonhuman
<moaz> Demented
<moaz> Weird
<moaz> Animal
<moaz> Rides
<moaz> Furnaces
<moaz> What do the first letters spell?
* CosmoHill has kicked moaz from #lfs (banned)
<CosmoHill> is what it spells
Cosmo
2014-11-24 22:39:27
Cosmo: the good thing about working from home is there are no distractions
Cosmo: the bad thing is that you're working from home
Cosmo
2014-10-18 14:12:42
[15:12] <roysegall> any idea?
[15:12] <Druplicon> I've got an idea, but I'll need a badger, three ducks and some green paint.
AdmiralA
2014-10-16 21:19:37
<Eyes> Under clause 3.2.4-b of the Eyes vs #lfs agreement I am allowed to stab a user who is using python 2.6 to python 2.8
AdmiralA
2014-10-15 21:36:04
<TheFlipside> spiky i just realized a had a 500ml vodka in the last 4 hours
<spiky> You have a problem
AdmiralA
2014-09-01 11:42:31
**CosmoHill nibbles a pair
<AdmiralA> ...A PEAR
<AdmiralA> nibbling a pair would be something else *quite* altogether
<CosmoHill> oops