AdmiralA
2012-05-23 23:07:28
<CJKay> Do you have many cuckoo girls round your area?
<toadstoool> That said, King Solomon had about 700 of them
<toadstoool> So he took all the good ones T_T
<toadstoool> In my area, I don't know a single one who isn't cuckoo
<CJKay> s/cuckoo/{BPD, bipolar, OCD, depression, bulimia, anorexia, etc.}/
<toadstoool> I had to go 210 miles south to find one
<CJKay> I had to go 50 miles north to find it gets worse
<toadstoool> Go south then
<CJKay> I am South
<toadstoool> Go more south!
<CJKay> I can't swim that far
<toadstoool> well obviously you're not getting a mermaid with that attitude
<CJKay> :(