AdmiralA
2012-02-14 12:34:14
<iRatssi> you are supposed to reboot!
**Black_Prince isn't Cosmo
<Black_Prince> and this isn't a server!
<AdmiralA> this is sparta, though
**Black_Prince giggles
<Black_Prince> http://bellaxthree.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/madness-this-is-sparta.jpg
<AdmiralA> congratulations
<AdmiralA> you linked to the most obvious jpeg ever
<AdmiralA> I hope you're proud of yourself
<Black_Prince> heh:(
<AdmiralA> your mom will be drying her tears with a carefully embroidered napkin at the guinness world record ceremony
<AdmiralA> your father will be comforting her as he pats her on the back as he looks at you with pride, and smiles with admiration of his son having accomplished something seemingly spectacular
<Black_Prince> so - you're wrong ...
<AdmiralA> there will be sporadic claps from the audience as an innocuously swiss man hands you the framed certificate and smiles not because he actually likes what you've done, but the fact that this makes the book a little thicker, allowing it to sell more copies and fatten his paycheck
<AdmiralA> you will look out over the crowd and fumble about for a speech that you forgot in the taxi on the way there, and so improvise with "well, it was just something I did on IRC"
<AdmiralA> obligated to thank someone, you will state for the record "I'd uh, like to thank...leonidas? I wouldn't be here without his sheer violent rage, I mean, this is madness!"
<AdmiralA> at which point you think it's appropriate to kick over the mike stand and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" as you rip off your shirt and bare all, presenting whatever would be the result of six weeks of exercise after many hundreds of days indoors and in front of the computer
<AdmiralA> with no one laughing at your little stunt thanks to the mike having screeched and caused very visible pain to all audience members having scrunched up their faces and covered up their ears, you whimper that "yeah, and fuck AdmiralA for being an insensitive bastard"
<AdmiralA> then you walk away
<Black_Prince> yay