Cosmo
2013-10-13 18:52:26
<sigv> HEH
<sigv> oops, caps lock...
<sigv> it's so easy to accidentally start screaming.
appzer0
2013-10-01 17:43:13
<Eyes> i want to write a virus
<AdmiralA> easiest one you can write
<AdmiralA> rm -rf /
<Eyes> im on windows
<AdmiralA> easy
<AdmiralA> your virus is already installed
AdmiralA
2013-09-28 19:48:05
<maya-> Uh, so like my LFS logs are really out of control.
<maya-> Like 17GB out of control.
<AdmiralA> it's supposed to be LFS, not NSA
AdmiralA
2013-09-17 22:54:44
<mittens> G if you care about security so much why dont you use ssl?
<ElGrotto> NSA have hacked SSL
<ElGrotto> totally insecure
<mittens> did they forget to hack plaintext?
CJKay
2013-09-17 19:19:45
(7:45:32 PM) Erlkoenig: stl, methods, generics
(7:46:04 PM) Oxyd: I love C++ because the methods in the STL use generics!
(7:46:19 PM) Erlkoenig: !grab Oxyd
(7:46:20 PM) nolyc: By your command.
(7:46:49 PM) IgnisInCaelum: Oxyd: D:
(7:46:58 PM) Erlkoenig: java is so stupid it never ceases to amaze me
(7:47:06 PM) Oxyd: Yeah, it has no STL.
(7:47:25 PM) Erlkoenig: but it haz java.util
(7:47:41 PM) Marquel: Erlkoenig: i can tell stories from the other side of the java-screen that'll keep you from ever trying that piece of junk again.
(7:47:45 PM) Hannibal_Smith: But it has JIT!
(7:48:04 PM) pepper_chico: it has generics!
(7:48:13 PM) Oxyd: It also has methods!
(7:48:24 PM) CJKay: Java is a programming language!
(7:48:25 PM) Hannibal_Smith: It's OOP!
(7:48:25 PM) Erlkoenig: do you think i tried java voluntarily?!?!
(7:48:29 PM) IgnisInCaelum: Haha
(7:48:52 PM) IgnisInCaelum: Java code is inherently OO! Hurr hurr automagically good
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(7:49:13 PM) rurufufuss: you know what they say, c++ is terrible because it has multiple inheritance
(7:49:23 PM) CJKay: It stands to reason then, that by default of Java being good because it's OP, you are officially allowed to be a shitty Java programmer
(7:49:33 PM) plash: you know what they say, C++ is terrible because it's imperative
(7:49:34 PM) CJKay: s/OP/OOP/
(7:49:35 PM) Erlkoenig: admittetly, compiling designed-to-be-portable c++ apps on other platforms for which the original devs did not make explicit supporting build scripts, is a pain in the ass, while just doing /bin/java -jar foo.jar or java.exe -jar foo.jar is really easy compared
(7:49:40 PM) Oxyd: java.lang.Math is the best example of OOP.
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(7:49:48 PM) plash: java.* is the best example of OOP
(7:49:55 PM) plash: (s)
(7:50:38 PM) Erlkoenig: ... this is not an inherent problem of C++ (and C) but a siginficant one by actual real-world environments
(7:50:57 PM) Erlkoenig: java exam tomorrow
(7:50:59 PM) CJKay: http://jsourcecode.adevedo.com/class.php?proj=JDK%201.6&jar=rt&class=com.sun.java.swing.plaf.nimbus.InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState
(7:51:07 PM) nolyc: <http://tinyurl.com/kvut2cs> (at jsourcecode.adevedo.com)
(7:51:08 PM) Erlkoenig: just skimming through the script should be enough
(7:51:39 PM) hz: what a short name
(7:51:59 PM) Erlkoenig: it lacks "Factory"
(7:52:02 PM) IgnisInCaelum: What.
(7:52:07 PM) CJKay: So it does
(7:52:12 PM) rurufufuss: oh man, that doesn't even fit on my text editor window size
(7:52:20 PM) TommyC left the room (quit: Quit: TTFN, Ta Ta For Now!).
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(7:52:24 PM) Erlkoenig: import, the java-version of using namespace std
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(7:52:26 PM) rurufufuss: also kind of reminds me of objective C's verbosity with its enums and whatnot
(7:52:37 PM) plash: comnig soon: line-breaks for long identifiers
(7:52:38 PM) rurufufuss: especially with apple's API
(7:53:02 PM) Hannibal_Smith: I think that descriptive names are good
(7:53:06 PM) CJKay: Don't forget you've got the namespaces before it
(7:53:12 PM) CJKay: or packages
(7:53:12 PM) Erlkoenig: why is the function body so over-indended
(7:53:14 PM) CJKay: com.sun.java.swing.plaf.nimbus.InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState
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(7:54:04 PM) CJKay: Erlkoenig: Obviously tried to centre the body relative to the longest line in the file
(7:54:05 PM) Oxyd: Internal frame, internal frame! Title pane, internal frame! Title pane! Maximize button; window not focused; state.
(7:54:13 PM) Erlkoenig: CJKay: ah of course
(7:54:31 PM) rurufufuss: Oxyd: is that meant to be a poem
(7:54:31 PM) CJKay: Lol Oxyd
(7:54:42 PM) CJKay: Make a haiku out of it
(7:54:43 PM) IgnisInCaelum: That's a good poem
(7:54:51 PM) Erlkoenig: !grab Oxyd
(7:54:52 PM) nolyc: By your command.
(7:55:11 PM) Oxyd: I don't know how else to make any sense of the identifier.
(7:55:18 PM) Hannibal_Smith: GCC errors are true poems
(7:55:29 PM) IgnisInCaelum: GCC errors are epics
(7:55:34 PM) CJKay: I rather a GCC error than a stack trace using that class
(7:55:54 PM) Erlkoenig: i wonder what the verb was meant to bne
(7:56:05 PM) Erlkoenig: i accidentally a GCC error
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(7:58:56 PM) IgnisInCaelum: Just imagine declaring and defining member functions separately for a class with a name like that. I477e::doFoo() I477e::getBar() ...
(7:59:44 PM) IgnisInCaelum: ^Shortened to keep from getting banned for like three hundred lines of crap with only the two examples
AdmiralA
2013-07-30 18:21:23
<LFSveteran> whats a compiler? it's an error generator
<LFSveteran> you feed code and get errors in return
<Black_Prince> and an apology, if it's in canadian
AdmiralA
2013-07-13 19:54:03
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<CosmoHill> hi ikonia
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<CosmoHill> i have that affect on people
AdmiralA
2013-07-12 21:30:22
<CosmoHill> it's not PowerPC if it doesn't try to set something on fire
ElGrotto
2013-05-05 21:53:37
<appzer0> ooook glibc upgrade on the fly
<appzer0> works :)
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AdmiralA
2013-04-27 22:12:18
<Pixeludicrous> I just...I just passionately feel that soccer should be reserved for a sport in which socks are truly imperative to success.
ElGrotto
2013-04-07 17:30:28
[17:48:22] <TheFlipside> check your /etc/inittab
[17:48:40] <cs0sf> entries must be typro free
Cosmo
2013-01-23 10:26:21
<k2t0f12d> CosmoHill, Anaphaxeton - once my 3yo son was sitting with me whilst I was working on CLFS.
<k2t0f12d> He occasionally would say to me, "Okay, okay. Okay okay okay. Okay."
<k2t0f12d> I didn't grok it until I noticed, he was reading the init console output when I was booting my computer.
<CosmoHill> awwww
Cosmo
2013-01-12 21:52:41
There once was a man call Fry
who wanted to live in the sky
but try all he might
the weather was shite
so he came down to get some more pie
Cosmo
2012-12-13 10:40:33
Hannah: women want men to be Captain America
Tab: Fuck women! I want men to be Captain America!
Cosmo
2012-12-13 10:11:57
Katie: kitten walked across the keyboard again
Cosmo: katie, control your pussy
Katie: sorry man, my pussy is out of control
Cosmo
2012-12-13 09:12:24
Ashameron: hi katie
Ashameron: ***
seth: it looks okay, but it's just a screenshot, and i guess iti sn't finished?
Ashameron: i am eating cereals right now and i had to sneeze
Cosmo: seth, correct
Ashameron: brb, have to clean the wall
Cosmo: lol!
seth: heh.
Katie: omfg asha :'D
Cosmo
2012-12-10 22:29:48
Akyla: straight people have gay children so why cant gays have straight children.
Akyla: their logic is so flawed
Cosmo
2012-11-20 14:49:50
<Sploosh> animeloe was last seen in #cross-lfs at Tue Apr 24, 2012 [21:54] GMT saying 'brb.. booting windows'
Note: Tue Nov 20 14:49:10 GMT 2012
Cosmo
2012-11-12 00:44:04
[00:35] <CosmoHill> http://cross-lfs.org/~cosmo/mer-site1.png
[00:39] <sud0> da hell
[00:39] <sud0> cosmo at nite?
[00:39] <sud0> thats something new
[00:39] <CosmoHill> hi
[00:40] <CosmoHill> I went to bed but couldn't sleep so I got up and made a website
[00:40] <sud0> lol
[00:40] <sud0> thats the engineer way
Cosmo
2012-11-05 21:40:00
[21:38] <Berzerkula> Party time... ugh gets dark so early now
Note: 5 November 2012
AdmiralA
2012-10-24 22:27:12
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<AdmiralA_> AdmiralA, I am you from the future
<AdmiralA_> You are about to discover time travel, and I'm here to replace you because it's a big flipping mistake
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<dodecthulu> I travelled through time once
<dodecthulu> still am. it's completely linear though! :(
<totallymike> I've only managed to advance into the future at a rate of one second per second. Approximately.
<valterguy> How does everyone accomplish that? I am only going at a half second per second!
<totallymike> it's called you're a teenager
Cosmo
2012-10-22 21:12:32
Cosmo: well jamies mum can drink bleach
Amy: i concur cosmo
Flamentah: yes cosmo