Cosmo
2014-04-07 21:36:47
Cosmo: its getting late and I'm getting tired
elffern: awww, sometimes i could just put you in a cage and poke you with a stick
AdmiralA
2014-04-01 23:03:40
<AdmiralA> fact: ElGrotto uses emacs.
<AdmiralA> It's true!
<AdmiralA> That's why he's evil
**ElGrotto does not use emacs.
<AdmiralA> Then why did you drop vi from your name, EvilGrotto?
Cosmo
2014-03-25 22:16:47
<CosmoHill> stop talking
<CosmoHill> on multiple
<CosmoHill> lines
<CosmoHill> it's getting
<CosmoHill> annoying
AdmiralA
2014-03-24 18:56:39
**CosmoHill throws a tiger into the chat room
**AdmiralA tames tiger
<maxiaojun> your sanity is another man's ridiculousness
<AdmiralA> welcome to UNIX
**AdmiralA rides tiger to victory like Freddie Mercury
AdmiralA
2014-03-23 01:12:56
<TheFlipside> some days ago a girl sent me some SMS
<TheFlipside> she was really down and said life sucks
<mittens> she sounds fun
AdmiralA
2014-03-19 21:12:02
<Black_Prince> someone please tell me it isn't cold day in hell?
<AdmiralA> sorry, I don't have ronghail's contact anymore
AdmiralA
2014-03-18 23:42:38
<mittens> well when i was between 17 and 19 i smoked quite a lot of weed
<mittens> it got to the stage where i could barely have a conversation with someone if i wasnt stoned
<ElGrotto> you were a naughty catholic lesbian girl type!
<ElGrotto> now you're better.
<mittens> ive probably slept with more girls that you
<mittens> than*
<ElGrotto> ...
<Black_Prince> HAHAHAHA
<Black_Prince> ouch
AdmiralA
2014-03-17 22:30:49
<CosmoHill> well that's new
<CosmoHill> video "in a world" BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
AdmiralA
2014-03-14 23:04:43
<Black_Prince> Nothing is good, everything can be improved
<Black_Prince> Developer's creed!
<Black_Prince> unless it's an init system :|
Cosmo
2014-03-14 13:26:52
<RockyEx_> exit
<RockyEx_> exit
<RockyEx_> exit
<RockyEx_> exit
<RockyEx_> exit
* RockyEx_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Cosmo
2014-03-08 22:46:18
[22:44] <mittens> cosmo did you go on UKCB?
[22:44] <CosmoHill> what''s that?
[22:45] <mittens> ukchatterbox
[22:45] <CosmoHill> never heard ofit
[22:45] <mittens> .com
[22:45] <mittens> it was a chat thing
[22:45] <CosmoHill> this is a chat thing
[22:45] <Black_Prince> THIS
[22:45] <Black_Prince> IS
[22:45] <Black_Prince> SPARTA!!!!
[22:45] <mittens> shush
AdmiralA
2014-03-06 21:41:42
<Icehawk78> I need to get you all off of the planet somehow.
<Icehawk78> Or at least unanchored.
<AdmiralA> Why? You could use the extra matter when your terraforming machines get to work
<Icehawk78> Hah
<Icehawk78> Why would I want to turn you into any more computronium than you already are?
<AdmiralA> I for one, would be proud to have part of my skull in one of the many farms of cray supercomputers to be
<AdmiralA> or whatever you'd substitute them with
<Icehawk78> You have it backwards
<AdmiralA> You'd be proud to have a whole farm of Cray computers in my skull?
<AdmiralA> Now we're talkin'!
<Icehawk78> Exactly.
<AdmiralA> BY THE POWER OF CRAYSKULL
AdmiralA
2014-03-06 17:36:09
**pacblood has joined (~asdefela@pool-108-45-122-134.washdc.fios.verizon.net)
<pacblood> AdmiralA, http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/al-jazeera-journalists-charged-with-terrorism-appear-in-cairo-court-1.2560766
<pacblood> Check mate.
<pacblood> I'm like the new Sarah Palin.
<Bryanarby> what's this noise?
**ChanServ has changed mode: +o AdmiralA
<AdmiralA> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
**ChanServ has changed mode: +b *!*@pool-108-45-122-134.washdc.fios.verizon.net
**ChanServ has kicked pacblood ((AdmiralA) -FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU RUSSIA! SPIERDALAJJ KURWA ROSJIA JEST CHUJOWAPEDALSRAC)
ElGrotto
2014-03-02 19:02:30
<CosmoHill> spiky: I broke a coolant hose >.<
<spiky> Dam
<spiky> how
<CosmoHill> installing the fan and hit the pipe, just snapped it
<CosmoHill> atm I have duct tape and cable ties on the pipe
<spiky> not ideal
<ElGrotto> aren't car hoses designed to run at high pressure?
<ElGrotto> just saying.. you might actually need a working hose
<ElGrotto> tho keep the duct tape and cable ties
<ElGrotto> they'll be useful if you ever meet TheFlipside
<spiky> what to tie him up
<ElGrotto> just saying..
<spiky> good idea
Cosmo
2014-02-22 21:50:17
Me: hi
*Graeme goes offline*
Me: FUCK YOU FACEBOOK, WHY DOES EVERYONE i TALK TO SUDDENLY GO OFFLINE
*Graeme goes online*
Me: oh hi
Graeme: yo
Graeme: haha
Cosmo
2014-02-17 23:26:04
Cosmo: *removes Pat from his junk
Cosmo: ....mail*
Luci: I so read that wrong Cosmo
Koala In The Kitchen: *snerk*
Cosmo: good :)
Luci: I thought you were removing Pat's junk
Adri: omfg Cosmo
pathunstrom: Luci: There are days I would not mind. >.>
Luci: Could be painful
Cosmo
2014-02-03 21:41:39
wildslothharry: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Put your dick in my mouth, so your balls won't be too"
Cosmo
2013-12-14 00:49:40
<irc-> You don't happen to know of a really good guide/doc explaining Getty, do you?
<CosmoHill> nope, sorry
<Getty> you can just ask me
<Getty> i can tell you anything about me
<CosmoHill> O.o
<irc-> Haha excellent.
Cosmo
2013-11-11 23:02:33
As a christian, I am completely for something like this. Hypocrisy fucking plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagues our religion. Seriously. It's like Moses called it forth himself. Go to that person's church, stick it in the collection's box. Rather, get 40,000 of them, and stick it in the collections box. They have no fuckin' right to complain about it if you do, either. It's one thing to leave a biblical verse (though I still disagree with doing this), but they disguised it as money. This is just CRUEL. You think you have a ten dollar tip, come to find out it isn't, and they KNEW you would think it was a ten dollar tip, to come to find out it isn't. There was not fuckin' need for that.
OP, I want to personally apologize for Christians (note, I'm not saying "those of my religion" because our denominations are so far apart, I'm starting to think we're don't worship anything similar.) that do this. Proverbs and Biblical verses are not going to feed your family, they are not going to put you through college, they are not going to pay for Portal 3 (yes, those three scenarios are all equally important. Do not test me. Have a little faith in Gaben. He'll get there eventually. Maybe even before he dies.) Some Christians are so lost in the fanaticism of their religion, that they cannot see the world in front of them. They don't see things logically. They believe so strongly, that they fail to see the world for what it is, see life for what it is. People need food, people need money, people need sex, people need love. Believe it or not, I think one of the things that make me such a good Christian is that, though I love God with all my heart, I could be wrong. I have no proof that God exists. That's why they're called "beliefs" and not "truths." I don't live my life being good and kind to people because God wants me to. I am good and kind to people because I like being good and kind to people! Because I think people of all races, religions, lack of religions, sexual orientation, gender, what-the-fuck ever, don't believe as I do, and deserve some common human decency. Whether I'm right or wrong about God, we all share this rock for a very limited amount of time, and I'm not going to waste my time in a church, or making this world a miserable place for those who aren't (or even are) Christian. If God is real, he created this world for us. We should love and cherish and experience it to the fullest. If God is not real, we should love and cherish and experience it to the fullest, because, regardless of beliefs, this is the only fuckin' chance we've got. Guh.
And for some reason it's the most difficult fuckin' thing to acknowledge that THERE ARE OTHER RELIGIONS, AND LACK OF, out there. I love God, I worship Jesus, but c'mon, He is not going to personally come down from his massaging chair made of clouds to hand you ten bucks. OP, I'm sorry. Set up a paypal so I can send you ten bucks.
TL;DR: Religious rant. Sorry, Atheism. I honestly love you guys, keep making me laugh.
http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/za9zx/i_work_in_a_restaurant_in_washington_dc_that_gets/c62zvbf
Cosmo
2013-11-11 21:25:31
Bandit: I wish I could always get a blue dick for finishing my homework.
(Context: Tab has just written BRB and drawn a small dick underneath it.)
AdmiralA
2013-11-05 02:36:30
<abc123> ops are sleeping; the time to break rules is now
<CheatedCookie> go ahead
**AdmiralA is now known as DirtyHarry
<DirtyHarry> make my day
Cosmo
2013-11-04 21:13:58
Katie: who needs midsections when u can have giant gravity defying boobies????